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Easter!
Recently I was sitting down in lunch with my friend the
Catholic Schoolgirl, she was telling me about Easter when I realized something.
The Easter Bunny comes then. I asked my self, "Why is it that Jesus died
for our sins and all I get is a chocolate bearing bunny? I want Jesus
to come and give me some candy!" That got me started, did you ever realize
that Christmas is Jesus' birthday and we get a fat gut that molests little
dwarves (which is redundant any way) and rides around with flying reindeer
on a sleigh. How the heck did this happen? When did society say "Forget
Jesus and give us a skinny old man invented by the Coca-Cola company!
No wait, make him fat, it looks 'jollier'." My childhood is ruined and
I can fall asleep without thinking about the fat guy at the mall that
likes having little kids sit on his lap. I'm scared.
-Cory Wilson
Page Updated: 06/16/00
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